National Frozen Food Month? Time to Get Weed in Bothell

National Frozen Food Month? Time to Get Weed in Bothell

Heads up stony friends, it’s March and that means it’s National Frozen Food Month. What better way to celebrate by swinging through Have a Heart — the best place for weed in Bothell — and then hitting the grocery store for some easy, tasty treats?

“At Have a Heart, we love having frozen food on hand, so we can experience all the deliciousness we can handle without having to make a huge production out of it. Seriously, when’s the last time you had a Super Pretzel? The shiny brown crust, the gigantic rocks of salt, the sweet, chewy insides, and a dollop of mustard make them a gift of gastronomy.”

Now, I know what you’re thinking, there’s an entire month devoted to frozen food? Yes, there is, and it’s right now.

At Have a Heart, we love having frozen food on hand, so we can experience all the deliciousness we can handle without having to make a huge production out of it. Seriously, when’s the last time you had a Super Pretzel? The shiny brown crust, the gigantic rocks of salt, the sweet, chewy insides, and a dollop of mustard make them a gift of gastronomy.

Just typing that sentence is making us want to run out to the nearest county fair to grab one. But fear not, as Super Pretzel comes frozen for you to pop in your oven and munch on when you have the munchies.

Or maybe you want something that’s a little more of a meal? You’ve just roasted a bowl of the 23.4% THC Jack Herer for $15/g and before the couch-lock sets in, you grab one of the many 1-skillet meals stacked in your freezer. P.F. Chang’s Mongolian Beef? Yes, please. Bertolli Shrimp Scampi? Don’t mind if we do. Bird’s Eye Chicken Alfredo? Absolutely. And because you can make these in one skillet, you’ll fill yourself up without having to think about portions. Plus, clean-up will be a breeze.

Perhaps you’ve had a couple of Magic Kitchen’s Pebble candies, 100mg packs available for just $25, and you have some time to kill before the fun sets in. You could grab some frozen Mrs. T’s Perogies, fry them up in some butter and sit down to a Russian dumpling feast just as your candies are kicking in.

As always, there is the classic standby of a frozen burrito. With so many companies getting into the convenient burrito game, you could have a new kind of burrito from your freezer every night of the week and never run out of options – even if you’re vegetarian or gluten free!

Listen, frozen food can be a stoner’s best friend. So hit the grocery store and stock up on your favorites for National Frozen Food Month.

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